CALCULUS, BAAAHHHH

Allow me to reiterate.

Look at this crap.

FAR from the worst stuff we've had this year, and I know it's only 7 problems, but you have to think about them.

1. The sum of two nonnegative numbers is 20. Find the numbers if:
1.  The sum of their squares is as large as possible; as small as possible
2. One number plus the square root of the other is as large as possible; as small as possible

Death, I tell you. I just had to circle it past a certain point. Our teacher doesn't like explaining things to us. Yeah, AP Calculus teacher, and he just gives us the VEEERRY basic story, and lets us run into all of our little problems on our own.